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I Wrote a Romance Novel at 13!? *DRAMATIC READING*



My husband truly is a hero for being game to do half the things I ask him to do for me. DM me any cringe worthy writings of your own over on instagram, …

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  1. S. Hause

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    My masterpieces lol
    "“I’m good,” I said back, and I found myself asking him the same thing.

     “Oooh, thanks for asking! I’m really great! And guess what! I found a roly poly outside on the concrete so now I’m extra good!” He was almost buzzing from excitement.

     “That’s….. Really cool.” But it really wasn't. I didn’t know what I was saying."

    "Though I was still concerned about the "circumstances", I still needed to go back and listen to Mads rant about whatever monster he needs to kill before I could do anything. I knew that because he was literally chasing me down the hallway. 

      And I did not like being chased down the hallway."

    "Mirrors, to me, are just like paintings. They show something, just like a portrait in a museum. But I’m nothing to the mirror. I don’t look like much, anything. But then again, paintings catch something. The mirror, however, does not catch me. It catches everything else, though. It catches the way the soap sits on top of the holder perfectly, it catches the way the faucet is slightly crooked. Everything else. But the mirror does not catch me. To the mirror, everything is exactly how it seems. The mirror might as well tell me that I’m not like the others to my face. Oh wait, it can’t see my face because I’m a vampire and it’s a mirror."

  2. S. Hause

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Also if anyone needs anything edited, I can! I like editing things

  3. Lizzy Taylor

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    The name like"Kenny" I think you mean "knightley" for "Mr knightley" from emma

  4. Rachel Q

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    "This is literature David" stare

  5. Creeper Nation

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    See, this is what I wrote at 12 and I was proud of it until I read it….

  6. Natalina

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I honestly would have read this when I was 13 and enjoyed it

  7. Miss Dream

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Okay, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen cause I am a 17 year old girl who used to write a ton of stories. My dream was to become and author (it has since changed). But I have so many hilarious stories that i have written over the years that I am so embarrassed to show people, but will for sure one day read to my husband so we can laugh our butts off together. I can't wait now that I've watched this 😂😂

  8. Clear ASMR

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    This is beyond funny. Actually pretty good for 13 years old!!

  9. Kathy Morales

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who went through and Ella Enchanted phase where everything I wrote was based off it 😩👏🏼

  10. gLoRiA

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Aww the way David looks at her at 6:14 🥺

  11. NadineNewcastle

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    When I was thirteen, I wrote basically the upgraded version of a self-insert story, where every character was one of my friends.
    We were all in this fantasy world and served in the army. One friend was the general and led everyone else. Her second in command (another friend) had an evil twin who we were at war with. The evil twin possessed someone, then killed another one of my friends. There was this whole big plot and everything and all my friends were in on it and helped me write.
    It was really fun!

  12. Tikva Keller

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    peoplekind… love it 😀

  13. Tikva Keller

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    It's really good writing for a 13 year old. Bravo!

  14. Daria 🇮🇪

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    OK but the fact that I'm abt to start my senior year of high school and I'm pretty sure I've still never written anything this interesting and entertaining 😂

  15. Mary Belay

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    "she called him Kenny?!" could be inspired by Lavender Brown giving Ron Weasley sappy nicknames like "my sweetheart" (on Christmas she sent him a self-knit sweater with that on it) and "ron boo boo" and how harry and Hermione would constantly mock them when she was out of earshot

  16. Ray-gun

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Thanks for being a good sport David! 👏👏👏

  17. samantha michelle

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    God loves you.

  18. A

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    this is my new comfort video

  19. fixie

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    i feel attacked in ways i couldn't describe

  20. Pacific Ocean

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    AAAAAmm! I wrote six whole books between the age of 12 to 16 :D:D Oh boy. And I still have them

  21. Michelle Clay

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I wrote a version of Cinderella when I was 9. I think it included her writing down her contact information to give to him at the ball and then accidentally dropping it, but he found it anyway and then called her 😂 because she had written “for the Prince” on this note she had planned on handing him

  22. lillian🇮🇪

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    i love her energy lmao

  23. BellaB 33

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    You don’t understand how much I’m enjoying this video right now 😂 (i have chills cuz of how hard it laughing)

  24. Cera Sabodski

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    15:53 Not me almost choking on the world’s juiciest apple from laughing so much.

  25. Perla Mudenge

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    “He pig rEsEmBlEd laugh” 😂😂

  26. jewelthegeek

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    AHH STOP THE AINT THAT NEAT GUY

  27. Isabella Nuttall

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    When the captions say “i drank my abdomen”

    I am wheezing😂

  28. Sadye Pool

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    👏🏻👏🏻Yes Davidddd😆😆

  29. Lizbeth Swiftwave

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    ❤️

  30. Caitlyn Ford

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I love this so much😂😂😂

  31. Matilda Smith

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    The fact my name is Matilda- im going to cry

  32. Gaanasree Vimalkumar

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I’m also writing a book with my friends and plan on publishing it on Amazon when it’s done

  33. UN- -Known

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Ken might a psychopath
    I'm Batman
    🤣🤣

  34. My Free Soul

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Your writing was and js so good! Also so proud of David and your videos just make me so damn happy. Especially one with David in it. You both are hilarious and so lovely together. God bless. You feel like an old friend. And hey, we're the same age! I'm turned 24 this June.

  35. YoU hArRiBlE mAn!

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    this is absolutely hilarious! I'm actually younger than 15 and I'm writing a novel… I'm actually kinda proud of it but I'm scared of what will happen in the future, yk? Lol, it isn't romance thank goodness but it might be embarrassing. I go back and read some of the old books I wrote and I almost just wanna… um… vomit XD cuz they SUCK!

    Anyway, credits to David! Yaaaaay! He is very dedicated.

  36. YoU hArRiBlE mAn!

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I will sign the petition for a book series called the Epic of Un-lady Like. Not gonna lie, me and my mum D I E D when we watched this!

  37. Elena Shill

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I wanna hear the whole thing I’m invested 👀🤣

  38. izzy

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    ok now I need to find the "books" I wrote when I was younger 🤣

  39. Bella Dioguardo

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I clicked on this video out of curiosity… and I was not disappointed. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life 🤣🤣🤣

  40. Gaming with AJ

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I have to admit at thirteen (which is now at the moment) a book I wrote is so bad it’s on wattpad don’t suggest reading it because it’s a embarrassing mighty duck fanfic (don’t ask) it’s called sunshine by writingby_nugget don’t read it but like it’s there

  41. Wubbazt

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    katie: now, ladies and gentlemen… we have to remember that this is art.
    this is LITERATURE, david.
    (pause and intense stare at david)

    david: …


    right.

  42. snazzyness101

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    even as a writer myself i can't IMAGINE what i wrote at 13; this is actually pretty impressive ahah! and your guys' acting was perfection, David killed me–

  43. egm1411

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    15:52 had me WHEEZING BAHAHAH

  44. meagan hanson

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    You could have written very classy and quality fan fiction

  45. june_daisy

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    When they were kissing they were trying so hard not to laugh and why did he keep glancing at you

  46. MadiXOXO246 :D

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    David understood the assignment.

  47. Serena Stanger

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    Ok but I wanna read this book

  48. Cookieness

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    HIS JUMP LMAO

  49. Koral Yonk

    September 13, 2021 at 8:45 am

    I'm not sure if this is what you were trying to remember but the whole "she called him Kenny?!" Reminds me of how Emma reacts to Mrs. Elton calling Mr. Knightly "Knightley" 🤷‍♀️😂

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